Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !