Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*