What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun