What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue