Sky Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game?

No Man's Sky.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!