1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Squish it in your hand.
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.