What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!