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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold