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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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11, Because it has another 1.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.