What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!