What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.