How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.