What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !