What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.