What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him