What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.