How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.