How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.