How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!