Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.