What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!