What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.