What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.