What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.