What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.