What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.