Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile