Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.