Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense