Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).