What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.