What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.