What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.