Women should be first.
The players all drowned in spring training.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Twister
You really have a smart uniform.
What Men Know About Women
There's no jack
Partner in crime.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.