What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.