What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side