Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Pdf File Jokes More Pdf File Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny