Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Pdf File Jokes More Pdf File Jokes

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.