Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.