Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Gun Store Jokes More Gun Store Jokes

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Hoagie Jokes More Hoagie Jokes

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that