Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)