What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.