Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.