Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.