What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.