What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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