What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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