What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.