What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Previous Random Joke Next
Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy