What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: