Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one