Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one