What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.