What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.