How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry