How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!