When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.