What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.