Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

What do you call a lesbian chicken?

A sticky beak!

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."