What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.