What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.