Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.