Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd