Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd