What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!