What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'