Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..