What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm