Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.