Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...