How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*