How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.