What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.