What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue