How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.