What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed