What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.