What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.