What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.